DOCUMENTATION ON RECOVERED FOOTAGE
Title: “Mr. Know-It-All’s Game Show Spectacular!”
Creator: Little Sisters Entertainment, Inc.
Date of Origin: ??/??/2000
Location of Origin: [unknown]
Recovery Date: 02/11/2004
Recovery Location: Residence of [REDACTED] in Ashtabula, Ohio
This tape came to The Minerva Alliance’s attention after undercover agents in the Ashtabula Police Department responded to the [REDACTED] household following the sudden onset of catatonia and cardiac arrest in their son, who was watching a Mr. Know-It-All cassette tape with his mother moments prior to his episode and subsequent death. However, while the [REDACTED] family’s son succumbed to the tape’s “influence”, the mother experienced no sudden onset of any medical maladies whatsoever. It is suspected the contents of the above footage, which was taken from this cassette, are responsible for inducing the catatonia and cardiac arrest that claimed the life of the [REDACTED] family’s son; this belief is substantiated by the mother’s statement that her child was screaming during the “off part” of the video, shouting that he can see “hell” and “boogeymen” on the screen.
Mr. Know-It-All was a line of children’s trivia games created by the Little Sisters Entertainment company. The first Mr. Know-It-All product was made in the mid-1980s with the product line being discontinued in 2014, citing low profit being generated from the product line.
While Little Sisters Entertainment did have a series of Mr. Know-It-All children’s question sets in the late 1990s and early 2000s, no records exist of the company having produced such a series on videocassette in this time frame, despite their official branding appearing twice during the course of this video. As such, it is suspected the above footage was created by a third party, and investigations into the true identity of the tape’s manufacturer is ongoing.
THIS REPORT WAS WRITTEN BY “GREAT HORN” AND APPROVED BY THE MINERVA ALLIANCE ON 8/26/2019.
“Mr. Know-It-All’s Game Show Spectacular!”
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